5 Scenarios That May Happen When Watching The Supermoon and Lunar Eclipse
I love the moon, it’s the beautiful floating orb that gives us tides, inspired the title of ‘mooning’ people, and of course has the power to make everyone a little nuts when it’s full. Well prepare to loose it, this Sunday September 27th there is going to be a SUPERMOON! As if the moon weren’t super enough all the time, it will be slightly closer to earth during it’s full phase making it look much larger, hence supermoon. But this lovely lunar spectacular doesn’t stop there, there will also be a lunar eclipse that evening! At about 10pm EST the eclipse will begin and it will last for approximately 12 minutes. A Lunar eclipse is when the Earth is directly between the sun and moon, making it so the sun’s light can’t reach the moon to light it up in the normal off white fashion we are used to, it will be all reddish and creepy… like the moon that haunts our dreams! Here are 5 LIKELY scenarios that I expect will happen during the supermoon.
5. Vampires Awaken
You’re thinking “but Maddie, they could come out on any night!” and I agree. But with knowing that so many people will be hanging out, outside in the darkest of spots trying to get a good look at the Super Lunar Eclipse it’s increasingly likely that a vampire might try to eat you. When your prey is so eagerly waiting in a dark empty field of course the fangs come out. Just sprinkle a little garlic powder on yourself, carry a sharpened piece of wood, and when in doubt, just try to run faster then the date you’re trying to impress with science and hope the vamp gets full quickly!
4. ALIENS ATTACK
Nothing attracts aliens like space stuff, and what’s more space-y than the moon? Forces from the supermoon might alert aliens to humanities presence on Earth, and unfortunately they probably won’t be our pals. Remember to keep that country music playing, as it’s the only sure fire way to make an alien’s head explode. Put on pop country if you would like yours to explode as well.
3. Titans Are Unleashed Onto the Earth
I am guessing that the supermoon is an astronomical power that can raise Titans from their earthly prisons, in the same way that the planets aligning ever so nicely can. Never fear though I know that Herc has been training for this day, but just in case if you see any earthly distastes personified into monstrous forms, run.
2. Witches Casting Spells To Eat Children
I feel as though a supermoon can be a powerful tool for witches and might bring them out of the woodwork to try to eat a few souls. Over 18? Don’t worry about it, enjoy your night. Have kids? Lock their doors and windows so they can’t follow any entrancing songs to their doom and go enjoy a supermoon party!
1. Werewolves… Obviously
We all know that a full moon forces the transformation of humans into wolves, I can only assume that a SUPERMOON makes them super-wolves. With a total loss of humanity I would advise watching the lunar eclipse alone, peering through the small hatch window, chained to the radiator in your basement just in case.