You can stop posting pictures of your high school prom or that time you and your friends dressed up as every incarnation of Doctor Who.
Paul Reubens, a.k.a. Pee Wee Herman, a.k.a. The Spleen, posted what can only be described as the hands-down, all-time champion “Throwback Thursday” pic EVER. On his instagram, twitter and facebook. Here’s a link. I think it’s for twitter, but… I’m still reeling.
Words can’t do this justice, so… yeah.
Here’s the pic.
That’s Pee Wee, Legendary Stand-Up Comedian Rodney Dangerfield and Van Halen Singer David. Lee. Roth.
The occasion was Pee Wee Herman’s Premiere of his feature film “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”, which means that Tim Burton was most likely skulking around this party. As were, possibly: James Brolin, Elvira, Dee Snider, Milton Berle and Godzilla. Also? Morgan Fairchild and Phil Hartman. Probably, right? Maybe Laurence Fishburne?
I want to believe Vincent Price was there. I SO want to believe that. I kind of… NEED to believe that.
Seriously. Look at it.
I think the words you’re looking for are “Holy Shit”.
Thanks Pee Wee!