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Pics of New “Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens” Toys Find Their Way to Imgur
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Pics of New “Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens” Toys Find Their Way to Imgur

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***POTENTIAL SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!***

 

Images appeared on Imgur of Hasbro’s new line of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens toys, proving once again that the internet has made it really hard for anyone to keep a secret.

The toy line will launch on “Force Friday”, which will fall on September 4th this year. If all goes to plan, I will be staging mock intergalactic battles on my writing desk some time very soon. Darth Dougles in the house, y’all.

Please forget I said that.

Here’s a look at some of the goodies I’m excited about. If you’d like to see the full gallery, you can just head on over to Imgur.

 

Douglesby Doug is a grab-basket of dysfunction that has been accused of being "the life of the party", even though he thinks of himself as "late to re-binge-watching The Office on his permanently indented couch." An almost obsessive-compulsive consumer of music, video games, and sundry geek-centric forms of media, he spends the majority of his time arguing about how much better Tarantino movies are than anything anybody anywhere else likes (I'm looking at you, Everybody That Doesn't Agree With Me) and thinking about how to most hilariously murder one of his roommate's two cats. In between those glorious times, he practices home inspections, plays with his microKorg, and contributes regularly to Echobase.
  • Not ashamed to say that I will probably be picking up the Blade Builder kit for myself and nephews. Could be a lot of fun seeing what sabers they come up with.

    • I need the Battle Action Millennium Falcon… I NEED IT.

      • My house is gonna all mouthmade laser and warp speed noises. Shit’s gonna get embarrassing up in this piece.